When their finished she says "go and get your driver and send him in for his bonus", off he goes and says to the driver-
Oakland AthleticsSeattle MarinersTampa Bay Rays"driver its your turn now, go on my son its one hell of a christmas bonus" so of he goes. He steps in the door very excited and instead of taking him upstairs she takes reaches for her purse and pulls out ?5 and gives it to him. He says "what the hell is this, you give my two friends the time of their life and you give me this?!"
She turns round and explains "I had strict instructions from my husband, he said 'give a fiver (?5) to the driver and fuck the other two!!!'"